P(pee) is for pleasure

this just in
oh,and its meant for my ladyloves ONLY okayy
specifically hafsa and sharmi kot,
cuz only they can understand haha
plus its embarrassing
and takde point pon
so please,dont waste ur time.

i just got home ni
havnt even took off my tudung
and wut did i do?
yes,sirree
i PEED

im always peeing these days!!!
and get this,
remember yesterday?
ok lah only hafsa and sharmi can remember yesterday
i felt like peeing all the way from dsara to ampang point
even tho i JUST peed before we left the house
then near AP i couldnt stand it anymore
and i had to let hafsa drive the car
while i go pee at rashid or whatever its called

then get this,
today the same thing happened!
Only now i felt like peeing all the way from AP to bangsar village
and the thing is,
it happened at the same time!
around two-ish i think?

Then,when i went home i kept peeing and peeing and peeing
again!
WHY?WHY?WHY?
i feel like crying.

ok,i lied.
i LOVE peeing
i feel so refreshed afterwards
macam healthy je
is it?
maybe its because i drink a lot of water
but other ppl drink a lot of water jugak
ibu said its due to the detox tea i love to drink
but arent u suppose to poop if u take detox?
not pee kan?

anyhoo,
tonite i went for dinner with the clyde duude
and i made sure i didnt drink too much water before
so that i dont pee at the restaurant
i hate public toilets!
but then,during dinner i drank tea and a glass of warm water
and voila,
on the way back i felt like peeing
and here i am now
just peed
and writing this entry

which i agree has no real thoughts in it
but heyyyy,i think the workings of my body is a pretty interesting topic
At least for me it is,heh

ciaoooo
wanna go bukak tudung and whatever else u do when u just got home
including pee :)

happy birthday yana!!!!

grapevine

i dont like it when ppl pull on my earrings
or when one of the hoops get stuck when im putting on clothes or with towels
or worse yet,when all the earrings stick together
sakit tau tak

i dont like it when people drive waaaaayyy too slow
eh sila-lah naik beca if u wanna drive that slow ok
better yet,u can admire the view also

i dont like it when i check my smart tag
and whadya know,tinggal rm 0.62 sen
i REALLY dont like that.

what i DO like is,
when my baby sister comes and cuddle with me
when i get to spend the whole day in a bookstore
when im in the steam room and i can really feel my pores opening up and all the excess dirt comes out
THAT i like

but,what i really enjoyed was the American Idol Finale result show!
why?
the top 6 guys performed one of my fav song,
"ooh baby baby" by smokey robinson!
and boy,do they sound sex-ayyy
and smokey robinson actually came too!!

oh and the top 6 girls sang with gladys knight,
but i dont quite like lagu"i heard it through the grapevine"
but "midnight train to georgia" memang hot hot hot!
wished they wud perform "neither one of us" ala-ala gladys knight and the pips
the pips being the top 6 girls lah

and the other big whopper was Tony Bennet!
HEllo!its Tony Bennet!!
They dont make gentlemens like that no more!
When Ryan said that this next artist has just released his latest album"Duets",
i knew for sure it was my man,
the one and only,
not to mention the last of his kind,
TONY BENNET!
i love himmmmm
i swear when he sings it brings tears to my eyes.

lady HUMPS

hari ini saya belanja ibu makan di marche dan juga menonton wayang
ini adalah hadiah hari ibu
kami membuat keputusan untuk menyambut pada hari ini kerana minggu lepas ibu amat sibuk
kami menonton cerita "blades of glory" yang sangat lucu dan menarik
saya amat menyayangi ibu saya
dia "best"

dan untuk pengetahuan umum
saya sedang sakit mata
mungkin kamu akan menyedari hal ini sesudahnya kamu melihat gambar saya dengan mata yang sebelah sepet lagi buruk dan menakutkan
terus,saya akan dikuarantinkan di rumah selama seminggu atau sehingga mata saya sembuh
ini adalah kerana saya tidak sanggup menemui teman-teman dan juga orang yang tidak dikenali dengan kondisi mata sebegini
sampai ketemu lagi.

wa-sa-bi

shoog

i dont want no urbane suave gentleman,
of the blond hair type with an impecable do',
as well as impecable pretentious clothes,
and money sprouting out his ass,
and suffers from daily ennui,
and wears a rolex,
GOLD.

instead,

i want that dirt poor guy,
standing in the background,
with his faded jeans and ratty tee,
his messy black as sin hair and sexy bedroom eyes,
his foul-mouthed language and his come hither smile,
a total alpha male and a chauvinistic pig to boot,
but,oh lordy lordy,
he makes my heart thump to the beat of a motown classic,
and sends shivers down my spine,
and the best thing about him is,
his intelligent mind and his kind-hearted soul,
that about makes me melt right on the spot.

yeapp
thats what i want.
my very own drop dead gorgeous average joe.

soup soi kaw

an hour ago my friend called me,
feeling very down and disappointed with someone
...which turned out to be okay in the end!

then we had a colourful conversation,
on organisational behaviour,cajuns,johnny depp,anglo-saxons,honeymoons,
...and vibrators and strap-ons of all things!

then i said,
"eh i wanna blog lah,but i dunno wut to blog about"
to which she said,
"blog about me lah"

so here i am granting u ur wish:

she,is very impulsive and emotional,very particular that u reply her text messages,better not make her mad or else she will delete u from her messenger or skype,heh

she,is very lame lah,likes to tell lame jokes and likes to end her sentences with dotcom...like i am very lamedotcom...eh like that eh?

she,is a good listener,can listen to me babble for hours about my dreams of marrying a cajun,or a duke,or even johnny depp

she,is caring,like a mother hen kan?very worried whether i accepted an offer or tidak and even gave me an ultimatum like i must tell her my decision on so and so date.Even my parents dont do that!haha :p

she,is quite innocent lah over ehem,certain stuff which i have to teach her because im very knowledgeable in ehem,those stuff,hahahaahaah

she,likes to say "sweat",u know like those japanese manga i think when a character gives a blur look and u can see sweat dripping at the side of his face?but instead of the sweat dripping,she actually says the word "sweat',heh :p

ok lah.thats enough for now
See?
im very nice ooh i actually DID blog about u :p
And i know u very well kan?
i know i know ur very touched,
no need to thank me,
u can just belanja me the choc banana cake at zhang toi okay?
and i'll show u the ehem,shop at sungei wang
i know ur dying to go :)
soikawww

blood is thicker,DEFINITELY thicker

tonight was our cousin bonding dinner thingy,
i miss those days when we had sleepovrs and showers together,
hahahahaha,
oh well,
all good things must come to an end.

ciAoOoOoOoOo.
wanna go watch X-MEN animation [not evolution mind u]
thank you Musab yang Kacak
*smiles*

the boyfriend trousers

ok this advert is so beyond adorable
i dare u to disagree with me ;p

and u gotta admit,
the pants DOES look better on her :)

lets play dress up

ok ladies lets all drOoOoOoOoL together,

the ones i REALLY want:
the dark grey hoodie w/ the purple piping,the unicorn earrings,the glam satchel,the cobalt blue flats and the boots,the madeline tee!,the light grey puff sleeve dress,and the double breasted jacket!

[photos courtesy of Urban Outfitters US and Europe]